Monday, March 10
Unpredictable Uranus takes up residence in Pisces and the sector of your solar chart governing your professional and social ambitions until 2010, with a brief break between September and December 2003. Overall, it’s fair to assume that where you are now (and your current fame and fortune level) is not where you’ll be when it’s done.
Really, now. That’s certainly interesting…I think this warrants a Gap Analysis on Me: Current vs. Me: future.
Current Me: Neophyte web-writer (blogger, perhaps) with a moderate audience
Future Me: World famous writer on all things non-political and non-serious in nature (besides the serious faux pas that is white before Easter.)
Current Me: Sore-throated and large-glanded
Future Me: The picture of health, thanks to an intentional overdose of the FDA-suggested allowance of Vitamin C. Oh, and some ammoxicilin.
Current Me: Fortun-ate to have a job.
Future Me: Making excel spreadsheets on the best way to distribute my assets and wealth amongst my favorite causes (i.e., J. Crew, eating out, all-day-drinking fests at outdoor locales…)
Current Me: Single, I suppose.
Future Me: Battering down the hatches to fend off admiring suitors who bought a star map for $5 on Rodeo Drive and have been stalking me ever since.
Current Me: While the potential is there, and I DO get to call John Mayer’s publicist and I DID get a call from The Bachelor asking me to send in a video tape, I’d say moderate at best.
Future Me: An icon, starlet, and, if all else fails, a movie star.
Now, as we all know, a Gap Analysis often lays out the current state, the future state and the plan to get from current to future (and note that future often equals optimal.) So a plan. Hmm. Well, I’ll start with some Aloe and hope it goes from there….