Driving home in traffic, I had an epiphany.

Prompted by U2, which, we all know is a fabulous musician-muse for anyone in need of inspiration, I found myself singing passionately to “Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.”

And you know what? I haven’t.

I’ve had shitty relationships that have topped YOUR shittiest relationships, fabulous relationships that were logistically challenged, and mediocre relationships that were, well, mediocre. Thus their termination. After bad, worse, good, better and so-so, I’m sans beau.

And right this very second, right this very moment, I couldn’t care less.

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