Status Quo

  • I’m wearing a crown. It strongly resembles this.
  • I’m drinking a Tecate.
  • I’m trying to create an “Ode to my iPod Shuffle”, my newest toy and addition to the 20 gb. and mini counterparts (of which I have both.)
  • I think the grammar in that sentence is wrong, but I don’t have the energy to try and fix it (partially due to all aforementioned bullet points.)
  • I’m making a badass mix for my Birthday extravaganza tomorrow.
  • Weather permitting, we will all be listening to said badass mix in this.
  • Said badass mix includes the Thong Song, I Touch Myself, and Party All The Time. (Yes, by Eddie Murphy.)

So yes, if you see someone in a baby pool rocking out to Part Time Lover while drinking a Tecate, chances are, it’s me. Do say hello, won’t you?

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