Sometimes I think these things, these beyond ridiculous and preposterous things that would sound incredulous if they were happening to anyone but me, DO happen to me so I’ll later have something to write about. And yes, later…it takes time to digest these instances of pure insanity before I can appropriately find the words to describe them. Because trust me, you may have a hard time believing them even in a few weeks or months when I find the right words to sufficiently downplay their seeming hyperbole. In the meantime, at least, I get to create, and use, words like “douchebaggery.” Which, until I can find other words to try and make sense of it all, is what I’ll leave you with.