Lately, when we’ve been going out, we’ve been keeping a quote list of things that sound hilarious while inebriated. I’ve had such gems as: "Whatever. I’m pretty. I want a plane." and "Will somebody please buy that boy a Clapper?" The ones we had in Cabo were equally as ridiculous, but so in-context that I’m not even going to try and report them here.

However, in lieu of that (and finishing the work I am supposed to be doing), I leave you with today’s nugget of wisdom:

"Ryan Adams simultaneously makes me happy and depresses me. He’s a musical cocktease."

I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of my use of the word ‘cocktease.’