Seriously. Stop whatever you’re doing and read this, since SOME of you didn’t believe me last night when I said I got in a verbal altercation with this couple your grandparents probably play shuffleboard with. But it’s true, it’s 100% true. I can verify that…
…and I can also verify that the note passed BACK to me read: "Fuck old people & snobs. Thank you and Good Night."
Daisy always puts it so perfectly, so succinctly.
Fuck old people and snobs.