I downloaded two songs from iTunes, but for some reason, they kept stopped playing the next day. I sent Apple an email about this, and by God if they didn’t give me the best response I’ve ever received. EVER. I know they were being authentic, but seriously, they HAD to be laughing when they wrote the email. Exact transcript below:

Dear Aubrey,

I understand that the songs "Makes Me Wonder" (editor note: by friekin’ Maroon 5, for God’s sake!!) and "Fergalicious" would not play on your computer. I can certainly see how this would be upsetting and will be happy to help.

I’d be embarrassed if I wasn’t so psyched to get my songs back!
Yes, it WAS just my 30th Birthday.