My friend Ginger pointed this out on Facebook, and OMFG I don’t know when I’ve wanted something so badly in my life. Except for Matthew McConaughey back in the early 2000’s and Michael Vartan, um, now. But this, THIS, my friends, is attainable! I mean, sort of. Like, if I sold my car. And then my Vespa. And got another roommate. And made Lila become a street performer for cash. And generally stopped eating.

But who needs EATING when you have PICNIC CHAIRS INCLUDED? They’re perfect for consuming things…you know, free things. Like water!

Anyone out there want to escape the daily grind, and ride off into the sunset with me in this? Anyone? Anyone?