In case Lane’s masterful karaoke video wasn’t enough to keep you occupied, here’s more updates on what I’ve been up to the past few days.
I’ve been compared to Fergie (which I was initially flattered by only to later read that people think she looks like a bag of assholes as well as a tranny, upon which I instantly reversed my "well, she dates Josh Duhamel so that’s nice" consideration) and have been accosted on a street corner, apparently mistaken for hookers.
Tranny.
Hooker.
Methinks I need to change my look.