What I’ve been up to

In case Lane’s masterful karaoke video wasn’t enough to keep you occupied, here’s more updates on what I’ve been up to the past few days.

I’ve been compared to Fergie (which I was initially flattered by only to later read that people think she looks like a bag of assholes as well as a tranny, upon which I instantly reversed my "well, she dates Josh Duhamel so that’s nice" consideration) and have been  accosted on a street corner, apparently mistaken for hookers.

Tranny.
Hooker.

Methinks I need to change my look.

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