Was going through my saved text messages from SXSW (all 8 million of them in all their ridiculous glory) and though my Twitters provided most of the hilarity, the following is my favorite text message of the entire week.

Me: Rumor has it you’re in town.
Him: Lies! Who told you such things?
Me: Unicorns
Him: Well, you can’t argue with that.

Ok, so perhaps it’s not my FAVORITE text message, but it’s my favorite, ‘safe-for-work-and-the-interwebs-uncesnsored’ text message. And that’s gotta say something.