Just received the following email from my Mom:

Subject: Erin Carter (sic) [I think she meant Aaron Carter]

Erin Carter was just on access and said that he's single, looking for a nice girl with class.  He also likes "older" not insecure women and blondes. 

I think you should twitter him.  I have no clue how old he is but he is kind of cute.

Well, since she didn't ask me again when I was going to seriously consider freezing my eggs, I consider this a serious improvement.