Ok, before you say it, I'll save you the trouble.
I'm SO being a girl right now.
But can you blame me? I'm heading to the Golden Globes this weekend, and I think that affords me a "free girlieness pass", at least this once. I mean, it's the friekin' GOLDEN GLOBES, people. And we all know that's the fun awards show, since all the actors get to eat and drink during it instead of the stuffy Oscars (where all of those seat-fillers are really just there so the celebs can go chug from their flasks in the bathroom). And fun awards shows = drunken afterparties which of course = I need to be wearing something fabulous. I mean, Zachary Levi might like me my hot new skinny jeans, but he would basically LOVE me in one of these gowns. And who am I to deny him that emotion?
But herein lies the problem: what do I wear? For those of you that know me, you also know that I hate shopping. Oh, pardon me, that didn't come out accurately: I HATE SHOPPING. And after running around like crazy ensuring that our Golden Globes integration went smoothly, I ran out of time to figure out what to wear. Alas, am harnessing the power of the Internets and ordered an array of dresses, figuring that one of them should work. Had BETTER work. WILL WORK.
But which one?