This is why sarahb is one of the funniest, awesomest ladies on the Interwebs:

Look, no. I’m not saying you don’t almost have my number, Facebook ad. You are so close you’re on fire. You may be surprised to learn this about me, who prefers bootcut jeans and has a closet full of black cotton tops from Old Navy, but I love a good high heel. I especially love Christian…

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