Am too tired to be witty, creative, or funny. It’s post-Alias, I’m still in love with Agent Vaughn, and being able to get to bed before midnight is a lofty goal.

Anyhoo. I’ll keep it short for once and just share the following things with you:

1. I’ve finally updated my pictures, including me in my 1995 prom dress. Note that it isn’t me in 1995 wearing said red dress, but me LAST NIGHT wearing the gown. Why? It fits and is a testiment to my forward-thinking fashion sense in that it’s not that outdated. (Though ‘it fits’ would be sufficient.)
2. Because you know I secretly want to be your social chair, I’ve added an events calendar. Just spreadin’ the love.
3. Heath Ledger needs to invest in Propecia, or else he’s soon to be knocked off my Top 5 list.
4. It’s cold as can be in NYC. How come Felicity never looked frigid?
5. Am still befuddled by the way our brains can let us remember only the good times, forgetting the bad, and send us into ‘winsome ex-boyfriend missing’ land. Anyone with a cure for this, let me know.

And on that, I’m out. Nighty night…