Remember my “Last Will & Testament”? (You should, it was yesterday).
Anyway, if you remember correctly, I left my beloved B. Kigs my stuffed dog that he hung from the balcony with a suicide note. I now must alter this:
I, Aubrey Sabala, hereby bequeath not ONLY the stuffed dog, but also the picture of said event that the dearheart B. Kigs sent to me which, by the time of my demise, will be framed accordingly.
And we wonder why I adore him…

Who is B.Kigs?
Brian Kiger, Mom!!
No wonder the dog hung himself- You didn’t even give the poor mutt a real name!!!!
Sure I did. I named him “Brandy”