Watch out, Atlanta, this little chickadee is going to rock the proverbial Casbah of the Atlanta dating world.
You just wait.
Yes, forthcoming is a thoroughly thought-out, studied, pondered, pontificated upon three-phased approach to take Atlanta by storm. Get ready – Aubrey is ready to date.
Not so shocking, you say, when hearing this, as relationships and dating are frequently mentioned on my site. Yet there’s a difference between TALKING about it and actually DOING it, and my friends, I’ve crossed the line. Yes, the Aubrey Dating Booth is open and currently taking applications.
While I can’t yet give away the details of the full plan – which, I must say, astounds both me and my darling roommate with its brilliance yet its simplicity – I WILL tell you that you, my loving and ever-so-loyal readers have a role in this. No need to sit by, passively reading my forthcoming fortuitous plans, but as I love you so, you’ll have a part in my Master Plan to take over the Universe, uh, I mean, Dating scene. Just think, all you karma-believers will be gettin’ a notch on your metaphysical bedpost. Or something like that.
So be prepared – your task is not hard, but it will take some thought, some pondering. In the meantime, read my older posts, get a feel for who I am and what I like. Because in the days & weeks to come, I’ll be asking for your help.
Chop chop – time’s a-wastin’!
Oh how I wish I was out there in Atlanta to join you! All the best in your mission, whatever you need just ask, I’ll do my best to help you!
Surely this is the beginning of some strange internet-conceived sociological experiment, me thinks.
do we actually have to be in atlanta to help?
Nope, my darlings, you can be just exactly where you are to offer your assistance. Fabulous, no?
i shall tell all my atlanta friends to be on the lookout. o_0