Coming Soon: Assistance Needed

Watch out, Atlanta, this little chickadee is going to rock the proverbial Casbah of the Atlanta dating world.

You just wait.

Yes, forthcoming is a thoroughly thought-out, studied, pondered, pontificated upon three-phased approach to take Atlanta by storm. Get ready – Aubrey is ready to date.

Not so shocking, you say, when hearing this, as relationships and dating are frequently mentioned on my site. Yet there’s a difference between TALKING about it and actually DOING it, and my friends, I’ve crossed the line. Yes, the Aubrey Dating Booth is open and currently taking applications.

While I can’t yet give away the details of the full plan – which, I must say, astounds both me and my darling roommate with its brilliance yet its simplicity – I WILL tell you that you, my loving and ever-so-loyal readers have a role in this. No need to sit by, passively reading my forthcoming fortuitous plans, but as I love you so, you’ll have a part in my Master Plan to take over the Universe, uh, I mean, Dating scene. Just think, all you karma-believers will be gettin’ a notch on your metaphysical bedpost. Or something like that.

So be prepared – your task is not hard, but it will take some thought, some pondering. In the meantime, read my older posts, get a feel for who I am and what I like. Because in the days & weeks to come, I’ll be asking for your help.

Chop chop – time’s a-wastin’!

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