Elder Stateswoman

I never thought this day would come.

I mean, I KNEW it would, but not yet.

I have on a pair of jeans from my freshman year in college, and they STILL FIT.

I have worn my prom dress, in public no less, and IT still fits.

I don’t use wrinkle cream, though I know one day soon I’ll have to, because I don’t yet have wrinkles.

I’m young, right? 26 is Young, tell me it is.

Because the fact that I BABYSAT these girls – changed their diapers, in fact – is making me feel pretty damned old.

And no, you can not date them. They’re still under 18.

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You are never too young to start using wrinkle cream. If you start using it when you have wrinkles it’s too late. I highly recommend Neutrogena. Good stuff.