I need your help.
Yes, you. Yes, you who is reading this, who reads this site now and again or who just came here for the first time ever today.
I. NEED. YOUR. HELP.
(But read on, there’s something in it for you, too.)
Here’s the deal – my beloved company is having a Ghoul-gly Halloween Party, and while I love this holiday (as evidenced by my yearly Hallo-Wienie Roast Bash), I’m in a quandary. I have NO idea what I can dress up as.
In the past, I’ve been:
- a flapper
- Marilyn Monroe, complete with white dress
- Audrey Hepburn (or actually, Aubrey Hepburn)
- a Kissing Booth
- the Walk of Shame
- a Care Bear (ok, I was in 2nd grade.)
Anyhoo, I can’t exactly be any of those again, due to either a) semi-nudity or b) impropriety (somehow I doubt my manager would go appreciate the subtle humor of my kissing booth costume.) So here I am, a month-ish out (which I’m sure you think is a ton of time to come up with something, but I’m Type-A, so let me go with it), and costumeless.
That’s where YOU come in.
YOU (collective, in the “Vosotros” sense, of course) have a LOT more (collective) knowledge of quirky, fun, creative halloween costumes than I do. You’ve seen things that are hilarious, unique, ingenious, and now I need you to share them with me. Either leave a comment below or send me an email with your ideas. The only request is that it’s somewhat creative or unique (and office-worthy, though a little raunchiness is always appreciated!) Can’t think of anything? Pass this on to your sister. Your friend. Your husband. Honestly, I’d be forever grateful.
Now to that “what you get out of it” part. The winning idea will win a FABULOUS prize of Googly-ness amazingness – trust me, it will surprise & delight. Fo’ shizzle.
So please, please, I’m at your mercy – help a sistah out, and FIND ME A HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA.