I was going to call this post "Worst Music EVER" but my boss says that I use superlatives far too much. I prefer to say that I’m emphatic. Whatever. Let’s change it to "Quite Possibly Some of the Crappiest Music I’ve Willingly Listened to in a While." That works.

If you’ve been following that handy litte counter over there on the right sidebar, you’ll see just  how bad this music is. No, I wasn’t speaking in hyperbole for once: it’s AWFUL. And I’m enjoying every single second of it.

Don’t believe me? ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF MY ITUNES.

See? I wasn’t kidding.